I need some crafty night elves
To visit while I sleep
A few to do my homework
And one to brush my teeth
The rest can clean my room
And take the dog for a run
I’ll pay them with milk and cookies
How else will any of that get done?
Written by Patrick S. Stemp
Illustrated by Anita Soelver
I don’t like to say there just aren’t enough hours in the day, because that’s never going to change. I do my best every day to organize my time to get everything done, but sometimes you just need a nap.
A little help with chores would be nice, except they’re not getting done anyway, so it wouldn’t give me any time back – the house would just be a bit cleaner.
Oh, I could really use a lot of those nightly visitors to take care of things. They would clean my house, do my bookkeeping, mow my lawn, keep my websites updated and have coffee and breakfast ready while I woke up. Think of all the other fun things I could do then! 😀